Wine, Women, Song

I had a good reunion at a wedding recently. It was fantastic (despite some interesting comments on my choice of remaining in singledom - read post below). Mainly because it had brought back so many forgotten memories of my uni life. Sweet uncomplicated penniless student days.
The wine was flowing. The women were beautiful (and thankfully so were some men) but the songs were excruciating. Karaoke weddings -- it's a great way to have fun. Yes, indeed. You're never sure if the crowd is laughing with you or at you.
Still - I reckon - if I marry one day (no, I'm not a dyke; yes, I like men; yes, I do want to marry some day but I'm not too worried if I don't; no, i can't say the same about my parents) I would love to have a karaoke wedding. Why? Frankly because people actually do have alot of fun laughing - at and with you. I won't deny it. It's a contagious fun. But I'm going to make it classy and tasteful. And I'm going to make my dad sing a song for me.

So here's a list of things I'd like to have at my wedding: (Hey, every girl is entitled to have wishful thinkings about her own wedding).

I want:
1. A carousel & a band
2. Giraffes & peacocks
3. A garden party with gazebos
4. Fairy lights and ribbons
5. Champagne & crayfish; heck, I'll make it a BBQ
6. A grassy dance floor so I can dance without shoes

YES! I'm going to make mine a carnival!!
So what if it's strange? At least it's a night everyone will remember.

But see? they're all rather simple requests - a good time without getting flustered or frazzled because the hell with it, it's a wedding party. And weddings are suppose to be a fun time for brides and grooms. Not filled with panic attacks or hyperventilation. Leave that to the wedding planner. If you can't afford one - there are always friends. Ekekekekeke... (by the end of it, you won't have any left... kekekekeke)

Having good friends is very much like having the right partner. You're commited to one another for better or for worst. EKEKEKEKEKEKE...